It's slighty disturbing having you mention futa. You know, it's a little like "you don't eat where you shit" Not that I'm a a huge fan off that, just wasting too much time on /d/ for various fetishes. Nice comeback, captain boner btw.^^
roflmao! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! WOW! that was...unexpected. here's a joke line you should try for her: how to get a guy to leave you alone - tell him you used to be a man. lol take it as you will. and yeah. 8/5 for this one.