Google the phrase "Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA"... actually just click here: [link]
Let me give you the gist. When rapture comes and all ye faithful, god fearing Christians ascend to heaven in both body and spirit, who will look after your pets?
Here is where Eternal Earth-Bound Pets in the USA (Surprise, surprise. Where else??) comes in. They claim to be atheists, and since atheists (along with anyone of non Judeo-Christian faith) are banned from heaven, they will be left on earth. So, for a fee and a ten year contract, they promise to rescue your pet while you're having tea and scones in heaven.
I'm not gonna judge people in their beliefs or faith, but seriously, the fact that a business of this type is able to take off is a clear statement that, at least locally to the place of business, there's a distinct lack of scepticism and rational thinking.
Sigh... Carl Sagan was taken from us way too early. Some parts of the world still need you.
Anyway, I would like to take this opportunity to announce my new business. Since I am a devout atheist, I will be certainly left behind after rapture. So, for a small fee, I will delete all the embarrassing porn you leave behind so that future earthbound generations will be blissfully unaware that you had lolicon pictures in that "hidden" folder with the oh-so-innocent name of "delicious flat chest".